Lovely readers – just a quickie for today and what I mean by that is a short post; and not the quickie that originally springs to mind... xx
Compared to 1930’s dating, single life in 2010 has changed significantly, including the way in which we communicate with potential suitors, the venues in which we meet them, the actual places that we go to on dates and of course the technology.
For those of you who have a hectic dating schedule and need assistance to manage it, fear not; help has arrived in the way of ‘DateMate’ for iPhone.
One of my single girlfriends recently downloaded this handy little app and for those who are tech savvy, it really does seem like a fantastic tool to help get your dating life in order.
Date Mate allows you to create profiles of the people you are dating, schedule dates in your dating calendar and of course rate your dates. Not only does it do all of these things, you can rate them out of 5 for the date, rate them out of 5 for sex (if any), write notes about them (i.e. allergies or horrible shag), schedule their birthday + more. It even creates a comparison bar chart between your suitors based on dates, sex or both!
It seems a memory isn’t good enough these days – you need an app to help you remember how your dates went!
A great app for the busy dating woman of today! $3.99 from iTunes – Check it out.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
The Story of Public Urination Guy
I got to talking to one of my newly single friends and she told me this story of ‘public urination guy’...
A bit of history on this fellow. She dated him briefly years ago but for whatever reason it didn’t work.
Recently falling back into contact with him in her newly found singledom (they seem to come out of
the woodwork), they were texting each other a couple of Saturday nights ago. He was at a party and
she was having a quiet night at home. Late night hunger got the better of her and she found herself
on the way to Macas for a late night cheeseburger during which she received a text asking if she
could pick him up from a party in the city. With the promise of a late night spliff, my friend agreed to
pick him up. Generally, she is of the opinion that a woman should never pick up a drunken man in the
middle of the night if she’s not in a relationship with him (and even then it’s a bit of a big ask – get a
cab boyfriend!), but my friend was single, had no one to answer to and wasn’t doing anything else so
her standards and judgement were slightly skewed.
Waiting for longer than normal outside a fine city establishment, he eventually got into her car and
apologised for taking so long. He advised that he had just been fined by the police for public
urination. Hmm attractive she thought to herself, already regretting that she had picked him up.
Vague thoughts floating back into her mind as to the reasons on why she stopped seeing him in the
first place; reasons however unfortunately not clear enough for her to fully remember.
Arriving at his house, he made good on his promise of a spliff. She observed him; stupendously
drunk, slurring his speech but undeniably hot. Predictably he tried to kiss her and feel her up as he
lay on her lap, at one point grabbing her hand, guiding it down towards his male anatomy saying “Just
touch it”. She quickly retracted her hand and told him that she hadn’t seen him in a very long time
and as a result she did not want to kiss or touch his privates and in fact only wanted to hang out. He
said ok sure no problems but the attempts at ‘romance’ continued of course – she didn’t expect
anything less really. Eventually he got tired and suggested they sleep. Fully clothed, spooning,
inclusive of random attempts at feeling her ass, they eventually fell asleep.
She woke in the middle of the night to a strange and continuous noise. To give you an idea of his
room setup, his ensuite door is located right next to his bed. When she sat up, she could see him
standing there in front of his ensuite door. At first she wasn’t sure what he was doing until she
realised that the noise she could hear was actually him pissing. He was pissing on his ensuite door.
She feared for her expensive handbag on the floor nearby. He was still stupendously drunk, asleep
and now pissing all over the door. She screamed at him to open his bathroom door. Eventually he
did, but remaining in his current position he was now pissing all over his bathroom floor. She thought
about leaving. She actually really wanted to leave, but she didn’t want to risk be pulled over by the
police in the middle of the night. Eventually he climbed back into bed with piss all over his feet. She
decided to stay and leave in the morning.
Morning came and he was expectedly hungover like a dog. She asked him if he had any memory of
the night to which he replied “No”. After relaying the whole story, he was shocked and mortified.
Extremely embarrassed he quickly sat up to inspect the wet piss stains on the carpet.
“What a grot, she thought to herself. What a f*&king grot...”
His mortification and embarrassment did not last long. He got back under the covers, pulled his
underwear down and started to wank himself. She asked him if he was in fact wanking to which he
replied “I’m so horny.”
Time to call it quits and she quickly left after that.
She told him that she wouldn’t tell anyone… But she lied. She has told EVERYONE.
Lesson Learnt here gals doesnt matter how HOT the guy he still maybe simply me a GROT
A bit of history on this fellow. She dated him briefly years ago but for whatever reason it didn’t work.
Recently falling back into contact with him in her newly found singledom (they seem to come out of
the woodwork), they were texting each other a couple of Saturday nights ago. He was at a party and
she was having a quiet night at home. Late night hunger got the better of her and she found herself
on the way to Macas for a late night cheeseburger during which she received a text asking if she
could pick him up from a party in the city. With the promise of a late night spliff, my friend agreed to
pick him up. Generally, she is of the opinion that a woman should never pick up a drunken man in the
middle of the night if she’s not in a relationship with him (and even then it’s a bit of a big ask – get a
cab boyfriend!), but my friend was single, had no one to answer to and wasn’t doing anything else so
her standards and judgement were slightly skewed.
Waiting for longer than normal outside a fine city establishment, he eventually got into her car and
apologised for taking so long. He advised that he had just been fined by the police for public
urination. Hmm attractive she thought to herself, already regretting that she had picked him up.
Vague thoughts floating back into her mind as to the reasons on why she stopped seeing him in the
first place; reasons however unfortunately not clear enough for her to fully remember.
Arriving at his house, he made good on his promise of a spliff. She observed him; stupendously
drunk, slurring his speech but undeniably hot. Predictably he tried to kiss her and feel her up as he
lay on her lap, at one point grabbing her hand, guiding it down towards his male anatomy saying “Just
touch it”. She quickly retracted her hand and told him that she hadn’t seen him in a very long time
and as a result she did not want to kiss or touch his privates and in fact only wanted to hang out. He
said ok sure no problems but the attempts at ‘romance’ continued of course – she didn’t expect
anything less really. Eventually he got tired and suggested they sleep. Fully clothed, spooning,
inclusive of random attempts at feeling her ass, they eventually fell asleep.
She woke in the middle of the night to a strange and continuous noise. To give you an idea of his
room setup, his ensuite door is located right next to his bed. When she sat up, she could see him
standing there in front of his ensuite door. At first she wasn’t sure what he was doing until she
realised that the noise she could hear was actually him pissing. He was pissing on his ensuite door.
She feared for her expensive handbag on the floor nearby. He was still stupendously drunk, asleep
and now pissing all over the door. She screamed at him to open his bathroom door. Eventually he
did, but remaining in his current position he was now pissing all over his bathroom floor. She thought
about leaving. She actually really wanted to leave, but she didn’t want to risk be pulled over by the
police in the middle of the night. Eventually he climbed back into bed with piss all over his feet. She
decided to stay and leave in the morning.
Morning came and he was expectedly hungover like a dog. She asked him if he had any memory of
the night to which he replied “No”. After relaying the whole story, he was shocked and mortified.
Extremely embarrassed he quickly sat up to inspect the wet piss stains on the carpet.
“What a grot, she thought to herself. What a f*&king grot...”
His mortification and embarrassment did not last long. He got back under the covers, pulled his
underwear down and started to wank himself. She asked him if he was in fact wanking to which he
replied “I’m so horny.”
Time to call it quits and she quickly left after that.
She told him that she wouldn’t tell anyone… But she lied. She has told EVERYONE.
Lesson Learnt here gals doesnt matter how HOT the guy he still maybe simply me a GROT
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Getting Back In The Game!
Getting back in the game or getting back on the horse it doesn’t matter how you say it, the fact is that this is a topic that will raise its head once you become single. I understand that each break up is different and everyone has their own ideas and opinions but it got me thinking, how long do you wait before you get back in the game???
After a break up there are many so called rules or myths that people talk about such as “it takes half the length of time you were dating to get over the person”, “you should wait until you feel ready” or as a good friend of mine says “the best way to get over someone is to get under someone”.
So all you girls out there I’m putting it to you, what do you do - mope around the house listening to soppy break up songs waiting until you feel ready or get out there and find some lucky hot guy to be your rebound shag???
Until then I plan on getting my girls together putting my single girl shoes and heading out and having fun!!! And what will be will be.....
Single Girl xox
After a break up there are many so called rules or myths that people talk about such as “it takes half the length of time you were dating to get over the person”, “you should wait until you feel ready” or as a good friend of mine says “the best way to get over someone is to get under someone”.
So all you girls out there I’m putting it to you, what do you do - mope around the house listening to soppy break up songs waiting until you feel ready or get out there and find some lucky hot guy to be your rebound shag???
Until then I plan on getting my girls together putting my single girl shoes and heading out and having fun!!! And what will be will be.....
Single Girl xox
Monday, August 2, 2010
Calling All Single Woman
So im going be writing about my adventures and trials as a single girl, so if your out there and single feel free to write about your crazy experiences....... no matter how little or small they may be...who knows someone else may benefit from them !!!!
Trying On The Single Shoes
So I have recently just come out of a 4.5 year relationship and have tried on the single girl shoes for the first time in a long time. See I’m what you call a serial dater. It’s not that I’m not independent or don’t think I can be on my own I just tend to move from one relationship to the next and they tend to turn into long term relationships. So this time I’m making a deal with myself to keep the single girl shoes on long enough to wear them in and see how comfortable they can be !!!
So what to do now I’m single hey??? I’m not sure about other people but I always had this little voice inside my head that would say “if I’m ever single again that’s what I’ll do” and now that it come to that time I haven’t the foggiest what I want to do. A friend of mine wrote a statement on his facebook a while ago and ever since I have read it, it has kinda stuck with me. He wrote “Just say Yes. If you think it is really bad then say no. But in general just say YES and give it ago, who knows you may even like it.
So that’s what I’m going to do a new start a need attitude.
So what to do now I’m single hey??? I’m not sure about other people but I always had this little voice inside my head that would say “if I’m ever single again that’s what I’ll do” and now that it come to that time I haven’t the foggiest what I want to do. A friend of mine wrote a statement on his facebook a while ago and ever since I have read it, it has kinda stuck with me. He wrote “Just say Yes. If you think it is really bad then say no. But in general just say YES and give it ago, who knows you may even like it.
So that’s what I’m going to do a new start a need attitude.
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